All of us cat-owners have gotten to this point where we are fed up with our cats being A-holes. Well don’t worry there is a simple, super-easy fix to this situation.
Here are the 3 steps you can follow in order to turn your lazy, waste-of-space douche into Man’s Best Friend:
1. Pick your cat up.
2. Sell it (now this is tricky nobody wants a dumb cat, so please position it properly and go for a super discount).
3. Buy a dog.